BS Writer - GodspeedP
It should go without saying that years from now many will consider this day to be a pivotal moment in foreign policy between the two superpowers: R's and C's. A decade after the egregious robberies visited upon Ellie C., private citizen Ryan R. has come forward offering his tendered confession in the form of a bag of Moose Droppings. For the parties involved, this gesture should open up new inroads to improving the characteristically rocky diplomacy that has marred relations with hardliner Ellie C. since yesteryear. Critics however, believe that her stubborn-dunderhead-edness and her angry-willynilly-temper will be unaffected by today's events and she will continue to fester over her lost bag of Moose Poop. Although Ellie could not be reached as itsgunnablow.blogspot.com went to print, sources close to her are excited about the prospect of pigging out on a bag of the fresh.
